Gypsies Tramps & Thieves

Summer is just around the corner and that means vacation time  beckons. Most American families load up the SUV  (and sometimes even strap the pets to the roof of the car) and head out  to see America, and by ‘see America’ we mean  parents pointing out fascinating landmarks to  their overfed mindless meatsack  children in the backseat who instead stare at an overhead DVD screen showing a Pixar film that they have watched, like, a million times already,  while shoving fistfuls of Chicken McNuggets  into their slackjawed gaping maws while wondering if the next Hampton Inn has a swimming pool where they can stand chest-deep in the water while air bubbles slowly escape the fleshly folds of their lardaceous bodies.